I just sent you the most hilarious email ever!!! It says FUCK YOU.
You think this is a game? You think this is a fucking game?
You know what? I’m fucking GLAD I pissed on your presents.
Holy shit.
You seriously never think about anything before you do it, do you?
I’ve got something you can eat.
You are a very, very special person.
I’m so tired of picking up after your dirty ass.
I can’t believe I got all dressed up for a blind date with YOU.
